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英语笑话短文 1、The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl. 鱼网 你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安? 老师发问道。 把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成...

The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your...

1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学...

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰...

1、A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table(一位历史老师和他的妻子在吃饭) the wife asked “Anything new at work”, and he replied", no, I am teaching History". (妻子问到:“工作上有什么新鲜事吗?”丈夫回答说:“没有...

One Chiese person travalled abroad. He knew little English. He just remembered how to say when he wanted to buy something. In order to remember this sentence well, he put it in Chinese"好吗吃”.One day he wanted to buy something...

1、"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went inone ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it." “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感...

Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!" The attorne...

甲:“手机斗地主一直输,是什么原因让你坚持下去的?” 乙:“因为队友一直鼓励我。” 甲:“怎么鼓励的?” 乙:“你的牌打的也忒好了1 甲:“……”‍‍

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