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guest:What is the fly doing in my soup? waiter: He is swimming, sir. 客人:这只苍蝇在我汤里干嘛? 招待:他在游泳,先生。 ********************************* i saw a saw saw a saw . 我看见一个锯子在锯一个锯子 *********************...

英语幽默笑话如下: 1.Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be th...

你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents ...

英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤...

TEACHER:Boys,I have riddle for you.It has a beautiful feather,and it can wake you up every morning.What is it Tom? Tom:A feather duster.My father wakes me up with it every morning. 老师:同学们,我有一个问题。它有美丽的羽毛,它...

Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more....

1.找一个朋友,让他先说3遍“老鼠”,然后再说3遍“鼠老”,待他说完“老鼠,老鼠,老鼠,鼠老,鼠老,鼠老”之后,立即问他“猫最怕什么”,几乎可以保证他会答“老鼠”,本人试过多次,屡试不爽。 2.随便找3个东西,比如3个杯子吧,你敲第一个时让你的朋...

挺搞笑的 1.不要迷恋哥,嫂子会揍你。 2.上班的心情比上坟还要沉重。 3.别说我很高傲,只昰我拒绝与禽兽打交道! 4.都说女人是衣服,姐是你们穿不起的牌子. 5.哥,不寂寞。因为有寂寞陪着哥 6.姐从来不说人话,姐一直说的是神话。 7.知识就像内裤,...

个人感觉不错的,即搞笑又可以提升你的幽默感,欢迎参考借鉴,100多条哦! 提升你幽默感的经典短句: 1.别紧张,我又不是什么好人…… 2.手拿菜刀砍电线,一路火花带闪电。 3.最近总是失眠,16小时就醒一次。 4.人人都说我丑,其实我只是美得不明显...

1.校长和英语老师一起去法国某中学访问,校长在礼堂讲话,英语老师做翻译。 校长:“各位老师们,同学们1 英语老师:“ladies and gentlemen1 校长:“各位女士们,先生们1 英语老师-_-!想了下说:“Good morning1 校长:“早上好1 英语老师:…...

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