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guest:What is the fly doing in my soup? waiter: He is swimming, sir. 客人:这只苍蝇在我汤里干嘛? 招待:他在游泳,先生。 ********************************* i saw a saw saw a saw . 我看见一个锯子在锯一个锯子 *********************...

英语幽默笑话如下: 1.Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be th...

男子对女同事说:“我在地上放三百元,你捡起来的同时让我插一下,可以吗?” 女同事拿不定主意,于是打电话问老公。 她老公想:“那能多长时间呢,估计裤子都脱不下来,就同意了。” 过了半小时,老公打电话给她,问情况如何。 却听到老婆气喘吁吁...

你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents ...

My Baby Swallowed a Bullet Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do ? Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody."

英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤...

上小学时,有次真考及格了,蹦跶着回家跟老爸汇报工作,老爸依然揍了我,理由是:考及格就骄傲,贱兮兮的样子跟他小时候很像,让人看着就想揍! 心好累…

有一个胖子!从20楼跳下变成什么了? —变成死胖子!

TEACHER:Boys,I have riddle for you.It has a beautiful feather,and it can wake you up every morning.What is it Tom? Tom:A feather duster.My father wakes me up with it every morning. 老师:同学们,我有一个问题。它有美丽的羽毛,它...

.The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the d...

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