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英语幽默笑话如下: 1.Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be th...

男子对女同事说:“我在地上放三百元,你捡起来的同时让我插一下,可以吗?” 女同事拿不定主意,于是打电话问老公。 她老公想:“那能多长时间呢,估计裤子都脱不下来,就同意了。” 过了半小时,老公打电话给她,问情况如何。 却听到老婆气喘吁吁...

你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents ...

Q: What's the difference between a monk ey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea ca n't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直 接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢, 那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上...

英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤...

TEACHER:Boys,I have riddle for you.It has a beautiful feather,and it can wake you up every morning.What is it Tom? Tom:A feather duster.My father wakes me up with it every morning. 老师:同学们,我有一个问题。它有美丽的羽毛,它...

Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more....

1.校长和英语老师一起去法国某中学访问,校长在礼堂讲话,英语老师做翻译。 校长:“各位老师们,同学们1 英语老师:“ladies and gentlemen1 校长:“各位女士们,先生们1 英语老师-_-!想了下说:“Good morning1 校长:“早上好1 英语老师:…...

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