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guest:What is the fly doing in my soup? waiter: He is swimming, sir. 客人:这只苍蝇在我汤里干嘛? 招待:他在游泳,先生。 ********************************* i saw a saw saw a saw . 我看见一个锯子在锯一个锯子 *********************...

The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How...

英语幽默笑话如下: 1.Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be th...

joke 英[dʒəʊk] 美[dʒoʊk] n. 笑话,玩笑; 笑柄,笑料; vt. 开玩笑; 戏弄; 闹着玩; 说着玩; [例句]He debated whether to make a joke about shooting rabbits, but decided against it 他心里琢磨是否该开个有关打兔...

你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents ...

今天,男孩约女孩去看电影,女孩很开心。 路上,男孩问:“你知道我为什么选在今天请你看电影吗?” 女孩明知是5月20号,却故作矜持,害羞的摇了摇头。 男孩一脸得意,:“笨,出来之前怎么也不看一下日历呢? 今天是周二,影院半价啊1

Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more....

1.How do I get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出来 Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keeptheir ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed upto her and said, "...

hey Are Directly from America Not long after an old Chinese women came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At the bank counter ,...

Q: What's the difference between a monk ey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea ca n't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直 接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢, 那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上...

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