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joke 英[dʒəʊk] 美[dʒoʊk] n. 笑话,玩笑; 笑柄,笑料; vt. 开玩笑; 戏弄; 闹着玩; 说着玩; [例句]He debated whether to make a joke about shooting rabbits, but decided against it 他心里琢磨是否该开个有关打兔...

I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't a...

英语幽默笑话如下: 1.Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be th...

今天,男孩约女孩去看电影,女孩很开心。 路上,男孩问:“你知道我为什么选在今天请你看电影吗?” 女孩明知是5月20号,却故作矜持,害羞的摇了摇头。 男孩一脸得意,:“笨,出来之前怎么也不看一下日历呢? 今天是周二,影院半价啊1

英语笑话短文 1、The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl. 鱼网 你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安? 老师发问道。 把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成...

One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up...

你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents ...

我这有几个英语小笑话: 校园幽默四则 1. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell u...

人不犯我,我不犯人;人若犯我,礼让三分;人再犯我,我还一针;人还犯我;斩草除根。

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