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joke 英[dʒəʊk] 美[dʒoʊk] n. 笑话,玩笑; 笑柄,笑料; vt. 开玩笑; 戏弄; 闹着玩; 说着玩; [例句]He debated whether to make a joke about shooting rabbits, but decided against it 他心里琢磨是否该开个有关打兔...

I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't a...

A Chinese student wrote a story: A:can you speak chinese? B:NO! A:............... B:I can speak Mandarin. A:There a difference? B:Words A:Oh........... The following are the Chinese(Mandarin)..........

英语幽默笑话如下: 1.Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be th...

.The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the d...

你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents ...

英语笑话短文 1、The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl. 鱼网 你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安? 老师发问道。 把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成...

One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up...

01 Good good study day day up. 好好学习 天天向上 02 How are you? How old are you? 怎么是你? 怎么老是你? 03 You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. 你有种。我要给给你点颜色瞧瞧。 04 You ask me, me ask who? 你问我...

今天,男孩约女孩去看电影,女孩很开心。 路上,男孩问:“你知道我为什么选在今天请你看电影吗?” 女孩明知是5月20号,却故作矜持,害羞的摇了摇头。 男孩一脸得意,:“笨,出来之前怎么也不看一下日历呢? 今天是周二,影院半价啊1

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