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I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't a...

1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学...

.The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the d...

The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How...

 Two Pieces of Cake   Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?   Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and&#...

My wife and her friend were out to lunch when the temperature drastically dropped. They stood by her friend’s truck, shivering, while the friend searched for a key to unlock the door. My wife asked, “Can’t we sit in the truck w...

英文原文: A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are tw...

英文原文: A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are tw...

故事发生在一个酒吧里。 某天,一位男子走进酒吧问道:“这的人,有谁有罗特韦尔犬?” “是的先生,我有呢1一名骑车男子站起来答道,“它怎么了?” 男子伤心地说“是这样的,我的小吉娃娃刚才杀死了你的狗……” “我不信,我的狗这么大呢1骑车男子不...

A:nice to meet you. B:nice to meet you ,too. A:nice to meet you three. 这个就不翻了哈 翻出来就没有好笑了 希望对lz有帮助。

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