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急求一个简短英语小笑话

英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤...

1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩:这个座位是空的么? 女孩:是的,如果你坐下,...

原文: 有一天,一个父亲和他的小儿子走在回家的路上。在你这个年龄时,这个男孩感兴趣的是各种各样的事情,总是问问题。现在,他问:“这个词的意思是喝醉了吗?”爸爸醉了,“哦,儿子,”父亲回答说:“看哪,在那里站着两个警察。如果我把这两个警察看成四个...

A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents mor...

1、Goldfish金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom 。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛)them! 斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。 弗雷德:...

Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more....

TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校-...

The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George,how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn't like her,Mother,because she said that three and three were six and then she said that t...

All of us have read thrilling stories in which the hero had only a limited and specified time

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