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英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤...

您好: Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slowly". 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校----慢行。" Moth...

原文: 有一天,一个父亲和他的小儿子走在回家的路上。在你这个年龄时,这个男孩感兴趣的是各种各样的事情,总是问问题。现在,他问:“这个词的意思是喝醉了吗?”爸爸醉了,“哦,儿子,”父亲回答说:“看哪,在那里站着两个警察。如果我把这两个警察看成四个...

A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents mor...

某个留学生英文不好,一天他出车祸了,电话报警。 警察问:How are you? 留学生答:I'm Fine,thank you! 于是留学生死了…… 有点冷,也有点杯具……

All of us have read thrilling stories in which the hero had only a limited and specified time

一) 迪尼斯之旅(中英) On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted us wholeheartedly to the attraction. After three exhausting days,we headed for home. 佛罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地...

The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George,how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn't like her,Mother,because she said that three and three were six and then she said that t...

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. "Ouch!" He says, "I thought ...

Laziest man 最懒的人 A site foreman (工头,领班)had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. 一个工头雇了十个懒汉为他工作, 有一天他决定想个法子骗他们干点活. "I'v...

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